I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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