Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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