The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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