I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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