Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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