Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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