I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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