Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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