Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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