problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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