Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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