i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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