No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
