Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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