I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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