i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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