I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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