id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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