HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Randomize
