The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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