i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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