ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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