We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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