Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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