Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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