So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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