Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
