How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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