If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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