Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize