nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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