I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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