If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize