My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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