I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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