I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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