Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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