Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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