Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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