just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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