How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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