Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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