Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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