I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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