Plan B is the new Plan A
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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