What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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