oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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