I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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