just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
