Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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