ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I need to stop coming to work sober
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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