Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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