I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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