somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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