1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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