i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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