Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
