i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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