She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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